I have discovered the monstrosity that is a plot to kill our Glorious Lord and Master, based Mar. This act of Maricide is being planned by the monstrous enemy of Mar and the Swiss protectors of good, Cathy Von Elphberg, Evil Queen of the Elves!
How do we know this spooki shiz? 'Cause we do. Using the Squirrel armies of the Swiss, we hope Mar can slay this heretic and ensure he spreads his word of eternal servitude to all Mankind, yet we must band together to slay this lip-syncing Elf Queen.
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