Today my dear readers, I believe that I have discovered the most important news story of all time.
I have discovered that Microflag is actually a satellite for the USSR, and is actually funding a return of the Soviet Union within Russia. How do we know all of this? As I said so. Next time: James Klaassen-White: Maniac or Martian?
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Shocking news today my fellow compadres.
I have discovered some of the most shocking facts. Al Ugarte is not really from Peru. "WHAT?!??!!" I hear you say, "What is he then?" Now I shall tell you. He is a moonkin, or Moonish, from the Moon. He is not of this world. But don't worry, Area 51 will get him, just you wait. |
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