The marriage between Von Elphberg and Alexander IV (Deniz) was going to go off without a hitch. Alexei Janiszewski was to be the Maid of Honour, and Emrys Lawton to be Ring-Bearer, and the wedding train carried by three carnivorous black doves. However, tragedy, as always, must strike.
The day began as any other did, sun shining, birds singing, James Klaassen-White scamming, when, unbeknownst to the happy couple, several unsavoury chaps appeared at the ceremony,and began to blend into the crowd, waiting....to STRIKE! There was Richard Murdoch, the most evil man this side of Islamabad. There was the MAR, King of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdom's and Protector of the Realm, and The Undead Swiss Squirrel Horde, along with The VT of Webb. As the music began to play, and Cathy began to walk down the aisle to her heartthrob, suddenly a commotion drew all eyes to the back of the room, with VT Webb challenging Yaroslav "The Butcher of Yemen" Mar to a duel. This was always going to be one sided. As VT charged at Yarobae, his Russian Uppercut was on target and as lethal as always. VT's head came clean off his body, and as Richard jotted down notes and snapped photos for his newspapers, VT Webb fell to the ground, dead. As Cathy cried for the loss of her lover, Yaroslav marched over to Alexander IV and said, in his thick, dreamy, Russian drawl "You're mine like Crimea is Russian." and they embraced, leaving Cathy behind them, crying over VT and vowing revenge!
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