Shocking news today my readers! There is a sex scandal within Mercia, with Richard Hytholoday, the monster of the community, their hooded leader.
Hytholoday has taken many sex slaves throughout the community I have discovered, using bondage to keep them in line, including Mr Llewelyn Lawton and Mr Damian Billbrough. Something has to be done about this menace! How do we do this? We must, as a Community, band together, and banish this spawn of the darkness back into the Netherworld from whence he crawled out of Next time: Von Elphberg: The Evil Queen Elf Who Wants Mar dead?
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