I have found out a most horrible and heinous crime today, my dear readership.
What do the Burnham Micropress, the Commonwealth Gazette and Regal Telecom all have in common? They're all ran by the same man. Richard Hytholoday. Now, why is this important? AS HE HAS ESTABLISHED A MEDIA EMPIRE! It isn't Rupert Murdoch. Its #RichardMurdoch Now, how are we to defeat this menace? *offscreen scuffle and Richard appears* Nothing. There is no conspiracy. Go back to your daily routine, my slaves. I mean....loyal readers. Next Time: S&M Sex Scanal: No Mercian is safe!
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